Monday, February 8, 2010

Odd Question

Do you ever come upon something so odd and unusual you wonder "What the heck was that?" Today I ended up on and stumbled across this queston:
What should I say to my boyfriend as I shove my dirty gym sock in his mouth and break up with him?
Right off the bat I'm wondering what is going on. Is the poser the long lost mother of this baby?
I suspect the traditional break up procedure lacks a dirty gym sock to the mouth.

Fortunately, there was additional information given by the question poser:
Need something witty... he has a major sock fetish so I need something humiliating. He is going to be tied to a park bench

if you want to know why so cruel, i found out he has been cheating on me for 2 months with 3 girls
Of course, yahoo answers came up with a winner from someone named Brian:
Let's see the girl you've been cheating on me with treat your fetish as well as I do!

-shoves sock in his mouth-

My question to you is twofold. First, is a sock to the mouth now a standard part of breaking up? Second, can you come up with a better answer to this inane question?

At least it wasn't this sock:


  1. Holy cow! I really need to find time to peruse that site! My boyfriend was telling me some stuff that he'd read there (or at least a site like that) and I am intrigued! I can't believe someone would actually ask this question and I'm sure there's worse.

  2. Wow.

    Although extreme, you have to admit this girl is creative and part of me would enjoy watching this if I were walking through the park.

    The only thing that could make this better is if the other 3 women were there to help.

  3. Have you ever typed socks into an Ebay search? You will be shocked and confused and intrigued all at the same time.

  4. Wow, I am stumped.

    Maybe I just can't get past the sock fetish part. I am thinking if anyone with such a fetish got closer than 15 feet of my running socks after a July spring, he/she would need immediate medical attention.


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