What should I say to my boyfriend as I shove my dirty gym sock in his mouth and break up with him?Right off the bat I'm wondering what is going on. Is the poser the long lost mother of this baby?
Fortunately, there was additional information given by the question poser:
Need something witty... he has a major sock fetish so I need something humiliating. He is going to be tied to a park benchOf course, yahoo answers came up with a winner from someone named Brian:
if you want to know why so cruel, i found out he has been cheating on me for 2 months with 3 girls
Let's see the girl you've been cheating on me with treat your fetish as well as I do!
-shoves sock in his mouth-
My question to you is twofold. First, is a sock to the mouth now a standard part of breaking up? Second, can you come up with a better answer to this inane question?
At least it wasn't this sock: