Sunday, January 1, 2012

New Years Resolutions

I don't normally do resolutions, but this year I have been inspired by the number of blogs featuring acknowledgements of the usual course of breaking the resolutions. So forthwith are my resolutions that i can keep for the coming year:

  • I will accuse more people of having the intelligence of a kumquat.
  • I will gain weight. (Made even easier by my new insulin regimen.)
  • I will ask "And your point is?" to any number of people pointlessly blithering on.
  • I will be accused of speaking pedantically more than once.
  • I will have any number of questions for which I can find no good answer.

I'll leave you with this question

and these thoughts

(In honor of the pending divorce of Katie Perry and Russell Brand)
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