The Prompts:
1.) Write a limerick.
2.) Normal is...
3.) Describe a memorable camping experience.
4.) What's the best thing that has happened this week?
5.) Did you have a childhood hideout? Where? Describe it.
6.) Words that hurt me.So there is little choice for a dirty old man like me but to supply these limericks three!
Limerick 1
Danny the spammer sat on his fanny
Spending his money paying Manny
But plan out a scam
You know that he can
Leading to nothing but net tyranny
Limerick 2
There was an old man with a flute
Who played a really mean jazz lute
When both came together
He was light as a feather
But all of the time he had a hoot
Limerick 3
Lovely Linda played often with her cam
Leading her to attempt a dark scam
But then the exposure
Led to her closure
Putting a definite end to her sham
Off to get ready for the morrow. Don't do anything I wouldn't. (Unless you send photos!)
Awesome! I like the third one the best- but they are all so clever! You chose the same one as me. Limericks forever!
ReplyDeleteThose are all great Dan!
ReplyDeleteum I'm still reeling after reading lute and hoot together in the same thought...
ReplyDeleteMade me smile...Loved them!
Ooh very good!Loved #3 the best:)
ReplyDeleteThose were really good ones. I would have spent hours just trying to pull one off. Excellent!
ReplyDeleteGreat limericks. I can never figure out writing them.
ReplyDeleteStopping by from Mama's Losing It.
These are great!
ReplyDeleteI have a limerick contest going on back at my place- you should enter!
I think #3 is my favorite! I was going to try this one and rhyme Phuket with bucket and "f**k it" but thought maybe Phuket actually rhymed with bouquet! Fun one!
ReplyDeleteNice job with this weeks writing assignment! They were a hoot!
ReplyDeleteVery nice! My fav was #2.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by today.
I choose Door #3. These were all well done, but the Lovely Linda has me pining for a sequel.
ReplyDeleteI think my favorite is the third though the second one comes in close!! I had no idea what a limerick even was until now!!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely enjoyed number#3!
ReplyDeleteHow did I just KNOW you'd be all over the limericks!?! You never cease to put a smile on my face!
ReplyDeleteI have to admit - I saw limerick and thought "what the hell is that?"
ReplyDeleteI did however thing that if anyone would attempt it - It would be you!
My goodness...Dan the Man, you are on a roll!
ReplyDeleteI've always loved limericks, I think because they are funny and often a bit naughty. Loved yours.
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