Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The L in Limerick

Once more into the breach dear friends! It's time once more for Mama Kat's writing challenge.

The Prompts:
1.) Write a limerick.
2.) Normal is...
3.) Describe a memorable camping experience.
4.) What's the best thing that has happened this week?
5.) Did you have a childhood hideout? Where? Describe it.
6.) Words that hurt me.
So there is little choice for a dirty old man like me but to supply these limericks three!


Limerick 1
Danny the spammer sat on his fanny
Spending his money paying Manny
   But plan out a scam
   You know that he can
Leading to nothing but net tyranny


Limerick 2
There was an old man with a flute
Who played a really mean jazz lute
  When both came together
  He was light as a feather
But all of the time he had a hoot


Limerick 3
Lovely Linda played often with her cam
Leading her to attempt a dark scam
  But then the exposure
  Led to her closure
Putting a definite end to her sham


Off to get ready for the morrow. Don't do anything I wouldn't. (Unless you send photos!) 

17 comments:

  1. Awesome! I like the third one the best- but they are all so clever! You chose the same one as me. Limericks forever!

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  2. um I'm still reeling after reading lute and hoot together in the same thought...
    Made me smile...Loved them!

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  3. Ooh very good!Loved #3 the best:)

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  4. Those were really good ones. I would have spent hours just trying to pull one off. Excellent!

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  5. Great limericks. I can never figure out writing them.

    Stopping by from Mama's Losing It.

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  6. These are great!

    I have a limerick contest going on back at my place- you should enter!

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  7. I think #3 is my favorite! I was going to try this one and rhyme Phuket with bucket and "f**k it" but thought maybe Phuket actually rhymed with bouquet! Fun one!

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  8. Nice job with this weeks writing assignment! They were a hoot!

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  9. Very nice! My fav was #2.

    Thanks for stopping by today.

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  10. I choose Door #3. These were all well done, but the Lovely Linda has me pining for a sequel.

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  11. I think my favorite is the third though the second one comes in close!! I had no idea what a limerick even was until now!!

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  12. Definitely enjoyed number#3!

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  13. How did I just KNOW you'd be all over the limericks!?! You never cease to put a smile on my face!

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  14. I have to admit - I saw limerick and thought "what the hell is that?"
    I did however thing that if anyone would attempt it - It would be you!

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  15. My goodness...Dan the Man, you are on a roll!

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  16. I've always loved limericks, I think because they are funny and often a bit naughty. Loved yours.

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