The Turkey is Dead

Yet another brutal day of turkey and diet massacre is over. All that is left is our friend on the right and he ain't talking.

Read the Urban Dictionary for an alternative definition of dead turkey.You'll have to read it to believe it. Go ahead - I'll wait.

Are you truly grossed out now? Good - my work here is done.

Back to sleep off the turkey that now stuffs me (as opposed to turkey stuffing?).