Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Marriage Omen

Do you think this marriage will last long? Or is it a shining example of a marriage made in heaven?


A newlywed Massachusetts couple spent their wedding night in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over an old flame of the groom.

Police say 22-year-old Hyannis resident Marissa Ann Putignano-Keene tried Monday to run over the other woman and the woman's son in a parking lot. The intended victim later told police that she had previously been in an intimate relationship with the groom.

Police say the couple got married at Barnstable Town Hall and split a bottle of Champagne afterward.

The bride was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Her
husband, 37-year-old Timothy Keene, was riding in the car with her and was charged with disorderly conduct.

Both were released Tuesday. It was unclear if either had hired an attorney.

Is this what comes next?

Remember, the family that attempts drunken vehicular homicide together stays together. Or maybe that should just be homicide?

In any case, at least it isn't a case of TMI like a lot of blogs and TV.


  1. Oh my gosh, that belongs on Jay Leno's show. Not that I agree with him getting his time slot back. Loser.

  2. Ha! I think they better just quit now!

  3. Too funny. I am thinking Vegas odds would be a serious longshot.

  4. On the plus side, they're unlikely to live long enough to procreate....

  5. I know it's wrong, but I'm still giggling about the hair dryer one.


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