Given the popularity of the game and the power in its invocation, I herewith give you a short list of personal favorites. It should be enough to prime your mental pump to come up with more.
You're so ugly ... that the weather satellites refuse to photograph your neighborhood.
You're so ugly ... that your mother glued postage stamps over your face in the family pictures.
You're so ugly ... that the Gorgon was turned to stone when she espied your mug.
You're so ugly ... that your spouse wears sunglasses to bed at night - and refuses to allow night lights in the bedroom.
You're so ugly ... that the gargoyles on the civic center voted to take up a plastic surgery collection for you.
You're so ugly ... when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly ... when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly ... when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly ... you have to Trick or Treat by telephone.
You're so ugly ... people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device.
You're so ugly ... they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.
You're so ugly ... you make blind kids cry.Now it's your turn. Leave your favorites in the comments!