My first thought was that it was necessary to do all these things while naked. :)
First thought was he's really coordinated to be able to kick the hippo and still play the guitar. Very impressed.
You must have had a really great weekend!
Oh...I'm laughing so hard at this that my eyes are tearing up! My first thought was "Dude, that's totally badass and all but do you really want to be in front of that rhino when he falls forward in pain?" Though I do wonder if rhinos feel pain the way human males do when kicked in the balls.
You know you want to ... so just do it!!!