Sunday, January 1, 2012

New Years Resolutions

I don't normally do resolutions, but this year I have been inspired by the number of blogs featuring acknowledgements of the usual course of breaking the resolutions. So forthwith are my resolutions that i can keep for the coming year:

  • I will accuse more people of having the intelligence of a kumquat.
  • I will gain weight. (Made even easier by my new insulin regimen.)
  • I will ask "And your point is?" to any number of people pointlessly blithering on.
  • I will be accused of speaking pedantically more than once.
  • I will have any number of questions for which I can find no good answer.


I'll leave you with this question

and these thoughts


(In honor of the pending divorce of Katie Perry and Russell Brand)

6 comments:

  1. That's the first time I've heard of anyone resolving to gain weight. Now that's a resolution that would be fun to keep!

    Happy New Year, Dan!

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  2. Thanks for the laugh. I have never thought of people having the intelligence of a kumquat. I will definitely have to use that one this year!

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  3. I don't know- you may be setting yourself up for failure with those resolutions. Be careful you don't fall into a deep pit of dispair over your lack of fortitude to live up to these lofty goals. *grin*

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  4. Nice resolutions! Maybe I should make some after all.

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You know you want to ... so just do it!!!

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