Monday, December 13, 2010

Now I Know

One of the great secrets of the universe has eluded me for years. I have never figured out how to lose and keep weight off with ease. Losing weight can be easy, but if I don't practice ceaseless vigilance it comes right back. I can picture myself turning onto a 400 lb. gorilla, stealing all the bananas in the zoo.

Food seems to jump onto plates in front of me and thence into my mouth with no conscious effort at all. And then the other day whilst reading my daily dosage of bloggery, the answer came to me. The problem is that I have metal fillings in some of my teeth.

Sounds like a good explanation to me.


  1. Very amusing and confusing to choosing the writes of a passage long begone to the stars, as King Kong was a throng of people in godly belong to sing a song of wordly belong!

    Sorry to be cryptic, but I do love to philosophise! Ha.

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

  2. Haha. I don't have any metal fillings, so I better find a back-up plan.

  3. Ah, so that's why I find myself in front of my refrigerator all the time! I think it makes perfect sense :)

  4. My fillings are that white ceramic material; they appear to be attracted to baked goods. ;)

  5. Ha! That must be my problem too. Darn those dentists. Not only do they over-charge, but they make me fat too.


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